Zanzibar – Hakuna Matata

Sunset as viewed from Mercury’s Bar, Stone Town

Arrival at Zanzibar airport

Zanzibar airport is, shall we say, cozy. After landing you will walk across the tarmac to the arrivals lounge, here you will be given an arrival card and if you do not already have one, a visa application form. If you haven’t already gotten an E-Visa, you will need to pay $50. Both Tanzanian schillings and US dollars are used widely, I suggest bringing $50 cash just in case you need to pay in cash for your visa. After completing your forms an official will ask you “visa?” before directing you to a queue. You would be forgiven for thinking he means “travel visa” but if you have no credit cards to pay with I suggest you respond “Cash application” as it appeared to me there was one kiosk accepting cash only payment and another card only. You can only proceed to the immigration counter for your travel visa after having paid at one of the payment kiosks and receiving your receipt. I use the words counter and kiosk loosely here, as when you enter the arrivals lounge there are two long counters for filling in application forms followed by 3-4 kiosks with no signage. Officials will direct you to which one you need to queue in front of.

After getting your visa you will see one (yes one) baggage carousel, to the left is a kiosk selling sim cards. The wifi on the island generally sucks (don’t expect any Netflix and chill action) so I would recommend getting a sim card with some data backup. I purchased a Zantal sim pack with 2.5GB of data for $15.

Transportation from the airport and around the island is generally by taxi, I suggest getting a driver and using them for as much of your trip as possible, if you keep having to negotiate fares it may cost you more in the long run. After seeing the roads I wouldn’t recommend car hire unless you are going for a 4WD, most of them were unsurfaced giving you “free massage” as the drivers call it or motion sickness for the sensitive amongst us.

Zanzibar City aka Stone Town

Zanzibar was the hub of the East African slave trade up until it’s abolition in 1807 and in fact for some years after with a thriving black market. Natives of east coastal Africa who were the losing side in a tribal war or even those vulnerable to kidnapping would be ferried to Zanzibar and held in horrifying conditions until they were ready for auction. Men would be tied to a whipping tree where the amount of lashes they could endure would increase their price, women were paraded partially or unclothed, all were treated as if they were animals at a cattle market.

As uncomfortable as it is to be this close to some brutal chapters of human history, I recommend taking a guided tour around the town to truly appreciate the impact history has had here. Zanzibar was under the influence of the Portuguese, Oman sultanate and British and this as well as the traffic brought by the spice and trade routes is still evident today in the diversity you will see on the island. Islam, Christianity and Hinduism are practiced here and with this in mind, when outside of your resort or hotel remember to dress respectfully.

Stone Town is also famous as part the origin story of Freddy Mercury, you can see the house he lived in as a child and enjoy themed Queen themed cocktails at the bar named in his honour, which serves as a good venue for some beautiful sunset views. There are no end of shopping opportunities in the market and the stores squirreled away in the maze of narrow streets, get your kanga (large square of printed fabric used traditionally as clothing and worn many different ways), sarongs, coffee, spices and oils, traditionally carved wood and other souvenir items here and be prepared to bargain.

Prison Island

This island which you can reach by boat, a mere 20 minute ride from the town, was used to host a prison built by the Sultan. It never fulfilled it’s original purpose and instead became a quarantine area for anyone with contagious diseases. It is now Government owned in partner with a petrol company and is home to hundreds of tortoises, the oldest being 160. These surprisingly fast moving creatures love a good massage and if you bring a gift of cabbage and give their legs and neck a good massage you will have the unexpected pleasure of seeing what a blissed out tortoise looks like. The ethics of keeping so many of these enormous creatures in a relatively small area of land is however questionable and you will have to decide for yourself as to whether you believe the island is now living up to it’s name.

Safari Blue, an island hopping adventure

One of the popular tours where you can go island hopping is Safari Blue. I recommend asking your agent or hotel if they actually use this company or some other operators who follow the same itinerary. If in doubt you can book directly on their website. Having seen both, I can say the quality offered by Safari Blue is superior. I was unfortunate with the weather however, even as I shivered in the rain for most of the day, I could admire the beauty. You will be offered many turquoise blue Insta opportunities throughout the day. The lunch included is a delicious seafood (I had an entire lobster) and chicken grill with rice, chapati, chips and salad. After eating you are taken to see the giant grandfather baobao tree, patriarch to all other trees on the islands which graciously offers wonderful climbing prospects if you feel so inclined.

While the snorkeling did offer up tiger fish, sea urchins and other pretty tropical fish it was not spectacular in terms of diversity if you, like me, have had experienced a diving across a variety of tropical countries in the past. It did offer me the chance to try my full face snorkel mask and this was, as a result, one of the most comfortable snorkeling experiences I’ve had. There are a tonne of differing opinions on the safety of full face snorkeling masks but I am a convert and quite frankly if you are close to the surface and (in the case of a weak swimmer) using a buoyancy aid and/or flippers, I struggle to imagine what kind of life-threatening difficulty you could get yourself into.

Cheetah’s Rock, up close and personal with some big cats.

If you’re looking for a safari experience then you are best headed to the mainland of Tanzania. On Zanzibar there does, however, exist a sanctuary for animals in Cheetah’s Rock. The admission costs ($160 USD including transfers) allow Jenny and her team to continue the work or rescue, protection and pressure on local authorities to stamp out corruption which allows illegal trade of animal products or the overlooking of breaches of regulations safeguarding the treatment of resident wildlife and marine habitats. For your admission price you are given a detailed account of the animals you encounter. the stories behind their arrival as well as the rare opportunity to get close to them.

For those of your with concerns about the ethics of getting close to and touching these exotic animals, the trainers explain that the frequent contact with tourists is an important part of the care process at Cheetah’s Rock. Positive reinforcement delivered via treats allows the animals to build trust with humans so that, should they require medical attention or transportation, they can be exposed to new people without being sedated and risking further stress. They begin to associate being placed in a travel cage or being asked to lay down and have a stranger touch them with the delivery of something they enjoy, food and, in the case of one very happy striped hyena, back scratches. The encounters you experience are with a zebra, bush babies, monkeys, lemur, striped hyena, a white lion, a tiger and lion cub and two cheetah. You are given explicit directions before any encounter as to what you should or should not do.

Before you go in to meet the cheetah, the men in our group who are grey, bald or wear glasses are told to sit on the left side as the cheetah on the right is distinctly unfriendly towards them. My imagination ran riot as to how they discovered this cheetah’s dislikes in the first instance. We are all asked to remove jewelery or anything which may attract the attention of the cats and warned to keep feet tucked under as where we are seated and above all to avoid eye contact as this could stimulate a predator to instinctively attack. The big draw for the public is, of course, the photo opportunities and before we get our personal photo shoot we are briefed on the protocol. Jenny explains that the key is to keep things going, no multiple poses or dawdling as there is nothing a predator dislikes more than having to wait for their food. Like a well practiced military drill, guests walk around a trainer to take up position a respectable distance behind the cheetah which is seated on a tree stump. Meanwhile Jenny grabs fresh meat from a bucket strapped behind her waist and distracts the cheetah in some pre-established appetizer delivery routine before it receives the treat, while another trainer simultaneously takes photos with your camera. Occasionally the cheetah becomes impatient and lunges for the meat and Jenny has to reset to begin the process from the beginning again.

My favourite picture, featured below, shows the exact moment the cheetah turned around, suddenly totally disinterested in the limp lifeless meat dangling from Jenny’s fingers, and peers hungrily at my juicy cocktail and seafood filled summer holiday body. The photo perfectly captures where I froze in slack terror as my features and limbs surrender to fear and begin to dissolve into each other. You can see the half smile slowly sliding off the side of my face and, I’m sure, the sound of my heartbeat was surely audible to all onlookers. I remember thinking that I would be one of those articles in a newspaper which people shake their heads wisely, tutting “What else do you expect exposing yourself to a predator like that?”.

“This is it.” I thought to myself, “This is how I die.”

Nunghwi

Sunset view from Warare Beach Hotel

The spot for chilling on the beach and watching the sunset with a cocktail is at the North tip of the island from Kendwa up to Nungwi town on the tip and then around to Warare beach, where I stayed. Kendwa is where the younger more party vibe is and you can find the odd full moon party here. Nungwi is a pretty basic village, with resorts and hotels nearby. You can rent bikes here and explore by bicycle, however be prepared to have some sore buttocks if you are riding far as you will experience roads which look like they have recently been bombed. The taxi drivers call this a “free massage”, if you are prone to motion sickness I suggest you sit in the front and be prepared to pay in the region of $40 from Stone Town for the service.

From Nungwi you can do a number of snorkeling and diving excursions or privately organised fishing trips. By all reports, the snorkeling is much better here and you can choose to go to either Mnemba or Tumbatu island. By all reports the diversity of fish is the same at both islands although both the fish and people are more plentiful at Mnemba. Even though there are only 5 boats allowed at one time at this protected marine habitat, I am told it is not unusual to see more than double that amount during high season. Tumbatu is the more expensive of the trips, both include a bountiful seafood barbecue. I noticed that any of these excursions in from Nungwi would cost you at least $100.

Lessons learned

The general vibe in Zanzibar is chill, everything runs on island time so hakuna matata (don’t worry). If you want to try wind surfing the northeast side of the island is the place to be and the dolphin sighting tours will take you the the southern end. If I had the time to do this trip again I would have stayed one day in Stone Town before heading to Nungwi to relax at Warare Beach Hotel and do some snorkeling, possibly going horse riding ($30 – $70) to explore the town and swim in the ocean, before returning to Stone Town to take a day to Cheetah’s Rock and then another day for the town tour and shopping. I desperately wanted to swim with whale sharks, however to do this you need to take a flight to Mafia Island. The flight goes via Dar es Salem, Tanzania and costs approximately $150 each way and the Afro Whale Shark Safari for $60 which gets great reviews appears to be the crew to go with. If you don’t see whale sharks on your morning trip you can stack another trip in the afternoon for $50.

Island time is in full effect on Zanzibar and it is a great place to chill out – be prepared to spend a lot of money if you want to do all the things. I will visit again but next time will be splitting the costs with a plus one.

Thailand Island Adventures and Oceans of Love

Arrival in Phuket International Airport

Transport when you land anywhere is always the first concern, I generally book a pick up with my accommodation so I don’t have to think about it. If you land in Phuket airport and are unable or unwilling to use public transport or wait for minibuses to fill up and make multiple drop offs (kiosks are outside arrivals) then proceed to the metered taxi kiosk (turn left outside of arrivals), they will ensure you get a taxi which uses the meter and you will be charged an extra 100 baht on top of the fare for the airport pick up fee.

Thailand offers a number of different sim packages at Bangkok International Airport, ranging from 5, 10, 20 and 30 day data and calling packs, however, I didn’t notice any in HKT. Purchasing and registering is done in a matter of minutes. I bought a package with Truemove (more info can be found in this blog) which gave me 15 days (50 baht call credit, 6GB high speed data) and didn’t run out, unlike my travelling buddy. Keep voice and video messaging until you get to wifi and this pack is more than ample.

Money makes the Thai world go round.

Unless you are simply swanning about in resorts you will find Thailand is a mostly cash economy. ATMs are prolific so it is very unlikely you will be stuck. If you are withdrawing on your credit card, be prepared to be charged both a cash advance fee and an ATM charge (220 Baht or approx $7 USD) so I would suggest getting out a good chunk of change with each withdrawal. You will need it for all those massages you’ll be getting at only around $20 a pop, it would be rude not to.

There is so much to do in Phuket it’s a challenge to get bored. You can try Muay Thai which will get you seriously fit. I did a 6 week camp some years back with Lion Muay Thai and was in the best shape of my life after. I started barely able to complete a 5km run and by the end my day started with a morning 10km run, an hour of training and then a 5km run and 2 hours of training, 6 days a week. Tiger Muay Thai is very popular with tourists and I have friends who loved it, but for me it wasn’t intimate enough. If you want some more information on different gyms, you can check out this site.

Yoga, spa days, Crossfit, cocktails, restaurants, watersports, cooking lessons – if you want to, you can make it rain with all your hard earned cash on this island. I chose low budget accommodation at under $95 for 9 days accommodation so that I could splurge on entertainment but there are no end of accommodation choices here for you to choose from.

Island Transportation

You can use the public buses, mini buses and tuk-tuks very easily but let’s face it, it’s nowhere near as fun as riding a scooter around the island! You can rent scooters from 150-200 baht a day and you will have no trouble finding rentals. You need an international drivers permit, by law and must wear a helmet. However, in saying that, I rented one without my international drivers permit and generally if you are stopped without the IDP or helmet you will likely just pay a cash fine to the police and be sent on your way. When you are paying 150-200 baht per spin up the beach then you will begin to appreciate the savings in having a rental. Uber no longer operates in Thailand, they use an app called Grab which is similar, however don’t expect it to be cheaper than a taxi.

Seafood and Pina Coladas for days

Food is one of my favourite things and if, like me, you are crazy about seafood then you absolutely have to visit Joy Karon Seafood. You can enjoy a platter of fresh crab, lobster, prawns, scallops, squid and a whole red snapper for less than 3000 baht (with drinks and entrees). If you arrive around 7pm you will also have the added bonus of seeing a Thai Captain Sparrow, breathe and juggle fire whilst walking a tightrope. Even if you have seen so many Phi-Phi island fire shows that this spectacle now leaves you cold, watching the wide eyed, open mouthed reactions of children seeing this for the first time is priceless. I visited Joy Karon so often during my stay that I was practically welcomed like a celebrity on my final day. The enthusiasm was probably 99% empathetic relief that for once I wasn’t eating alone but was joined by friends.

After eating a particularly fiery Thai curry one evening and searching for a liquid to soothe my tongue which also contaned alcohol, I discovered to my surprise that I like pina coladas and Phuket became the location for my search for the ultimate cocktail. If you are looking to keep costs down while you hydrate remember to bring a bottle with you and you can use the street side water refill vending machines for a couple of baht.

Parasailing and Surfing

Every activity I wanted to do in Phuket seemed to cost 1500 baht approx $50. Parasailing was a first for me and there are multiple operators along Karon beach. The experience lasts less than 15 minutes and affords you a great view of the coastline. It was hella uncomfortable though as you are dangled from a harness connected to your Thai driver by the shoulder straps. You are essentially dangling at an oddly not vertical and not seated position which I found strained at my lower back as I dangled like an unmanned marionnette.

I found a surfing outfit a little further up on the same stretch of beach, although I would recommend trying Kata Beach as we ended up driving there for the less aggressive waves. Aot, my instructor was incredibly patient and encouraging for the hour and although I didn’t get fully upright, I loved it! Apparently my brain can only handle 2 steps in any sequence before needed to pause and regroup. This is sadly not feasible when, following step 2, you are hurtling towards the beach as the wave carries you in. In the words of Aot “Never give up!”.

Heeding this advice, I booked another lesson through AirBnb experiences on my last day in Phuket which i’m sorry to say turned out to be less inspiring than my first. Despite the positive reviews, it felt like this particular instructor was best suited to intermediate or advanced students and the whole instruction was rapid fire and unsuited to my particular brand of extra, extra slow learning style.

James Bond Island

This being my 13th visit to Thailand, I had done many of the excursions on offer before. I had not previously visited Phang Nga Bay, the location for The Man with the Golden Gun. Thailand is such a massively popular tourist destination that the sheer numbers of tourists battling for the perfect Insta snap can often take away from the enjoyment of a tour. With this in mind I opted for the Early Bird Premium Speedboat tour operated by Siam Adventure World. If you don’t mind the early 5-5:30 am start then you will bypass the usual bottle neck of tourists, you spend less time on the boat and there are a maximum of 25 people on each tour. The tour cost me 2900 baht approx $95 (low season) which included refreshments, fruit and toast and tea, coffee and juice for breakfast. A word of warning on the coffee to any fellow coffee snobs, you do need to check, even if it is in a filter jug, whether it actually is brewed coffee and not Nescafe (shivers).

You don’t even have to paddle your own canoe when you visit the lagoon through a cave. Our group were provided with bonus free entertainment in the form of two young American couples in their couple bubble clearly vying for a spot in the Most Selfies Taken in a Single Day contest. I was actually in awe of how many positions one could drape themselves over another human and whilst being propelled through water by a Thai lady who simultaneously had to pose in multiple group selfies.

Jungle Elephant Sanctuary

How to mash food for gummy elephants by P-Riddy

The highlight of this trip (apart from the main wedding event) had to be the visit to the elephant sanctuary. This outfit is legit, for those of us who are still paying penance for those past tiger and elephant encounters in our days of youthful ignorance. The elephants here are rescued and live their days being cared for and bathed; you will see no elephant rides here! For 2900 baht you get to learn how the center volunteers and mahouts take care of the elephants. We helped mash up bananas and medicine for an elderly, toothless elephant, learned of the differences between Asian and African elephants (ears shaped like a map of India vs Africa, less wrinkly and more toenails to name a few), fed them bananas, then took them for a mud bath and went swimming.

These huge gentle animals have a beautiful energy to them and wallowing in a mud pit in my bikini slathering them in mud as they rolled in delight is a memory which will stay with me forever. After mud baths we took them to a water pool and splashed water everywhere, I was in my element splashing around and giggling with delight as the elephants would turn making sure they got a good 360 shower or partly submerge and fart exquisitely in the ultimate relaxation maneuver.

Spot me! I am the super white person who chose to hang out next to a beautifully contrasting and attractive Goliath of a black man from Miami!
Me, glamorously modelling the serious s&$t of making poop paper!

The center has excellent and numerous shower facilities and provides shower gel and plastic bags for you to store your damp clothes and towel in after. They even have their very own elephant poop paper factory where you get to try making some handmade paper yourself and bring home a sample envelope as a souvenir. You will leave your half day at the sanctuary with a souvenir poncho, full heart from your experience and full belly from the yummy buffet lunch provided. The money you paid includes pick up and drop off at your hotel as well as free photography so you can truly live in the experience without pausing to get that perfect Insta shot.

Irish-Kiwi Wedding Extravaganza

So many happy tears watching these two legends tie the knot.

The whole reason for my return to Southeast Asia was to share in the celebrations of two wonderful women, Kathy from Ireland and Emma from New Zealand, who met in South Korea, get married in Thailand. I know, right… hashtag expat life or what? The pictures speak to the beauty of these ladies and their wedding location and almost matches the inner beauty of their awesomeness combined. Considering a destination wedding? You could do alot worse than choosing Phuket!